Greatest google search leading people to my blog EVER:
"As a form of apology, I would like to buy you lunch."
Hey, whoever you are, I accept! And they said there was no such thing as a free lunch. ;) (Psst...depending on exactly what you're apologizing for, you might want to also bring me flowers. No carnations or baby's breath, please.)
I'd much rather have lunch purchased for me than tell someone where to bring their dead pet, or discuss children being left in vans at daycares in North Carolina, wouldn't you?
I've had one heckuva busy day, and my brain is basically fried, so I will just quickly ask, have any of you watched that Lifetime show "Gay, Straight or Taken"? I have seen it exactly twice, and both times I have correctly pegged the guys within the first two minutes of the show. Am I particularly astute, or is it just that easy?