I've gotten some interesting google searches in my sitemeter lately. I'll share some of them with you:
"orange fungus on my garage door" - Huh? Well, I'm not sure why that brought you here, but my condolences. That sounds icky!
"product endorsement letter" - Again, not sure why you're here, but if you're wanting to write a "product endorsement letter," how about you just list all the things you love about said product. You know...in letter form. You're welcome!
"dreaming of a dead pet" - Okay, I've done it (though I'm not sure I've ever blogged about it), and that just makes me sad. :(
"why would someone sleep with a knife under their pillow" - Well, I can come up with a myriad of reasons. Starting with "there may be a crazed criminal lurking in my backyard!" and ending with "I'm a homicidal maniac and plan to murder my bedmate in his/her sleep."
"Madonna in a broken arm cast" - Okay, whatever floats your boat.
And my personal favorite:
"Tulsa crystal meth blog" - Now, admittedly, I've never been quite sure where I'm going with this blog, but I can assure you, it will NEVER be a "crystal meth blog." Yikes. Though that might be fun to read. I'm imagining it to be a bit run-on, probably in ALL CAPS, lacking in focus, and lacking in any punctuation other than !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And despite any possible tendencies of mine to ramble and lack focus, I'm generally pretty good with punctuation, in all its various forms. Hee.
My spam content has been pretty lackluster lately, but there have been some good subject lines. Here are some of my faves:
"The Minus on Promiscuity" - Wait, there's a MINUS?!
"Looking for perfect sex" - Well, aren't we all? That's the point of all the promiscuity, isn't it?
"Mean-spirited food stamp" - Man, that sucks. Like the impoverished don't have it rough enough, without their food stamps hatin' on 'em.
"Best place to find care for your disease" - I wasn't really aware that I had a "disease," but thanks for the concern.
"on go maroon" - Huh? I mean, seriously...WTF?
"Because he was." - I love the simple declarative nature of this. "Because he was." Ah, of course. Because he WAS.
Speaking of garage doors, I would like to share with you all the joyous news that my landlord just bought me a new one. Pretty! (With no "orange fungus" anywhere.) And not falling apart! It's very exciting for me to have a landlord that will actually pay for improvements. Sadly, this has not always been the case. I should blog about THAT some day.
And now, apropos of nothing, I will leave you with this photo of my great-great grandparents. Don't they look thrilled to be here?