Taking place after BFF read my recent "seven weird/random things" blog entry.
BFF: "Have I really bought you ALL those purses?"
Me: "Are you kidding? ALL those? I didn't even mention the furry black one, the tiny green silk one, the beaded black one, the two with monkeys or the old lady brocade one."
BFF: "I am the gayest man alive."
Me: "Yes, you are."