As I sat at home yesterday, confined much of the time to my 8 x 12 living room (okay, maybe not technically "confined," I just really didn't want to leave the house, and I don't actually know the dimensions of my living room, I just know that it's small), unable to even go to the bathroom without someone watching (Yes, Rover, I love you, too. Now let Mommy poop in private, 'kay?), I had time to reflect. And I came to a startling conclusion.
I've been too hard on Paris Hilton.
No, really. Think about it. She truly has been subjected to a punishment far, far greater than the usual prisoner. She has not just been forced into solitary confinement for 23 hours a day--she has been forced to endure the company of Paris Hilton, and ONLY Paris Hilton, for 23 hours a day! My god, talk about your cruel and unusual punishment! Who among us could endure the same and not soon crack?