Thursday, June 07, 2007

Okay, just one more...Caged Heat, Day 3

From the pen(cil) of Paris Hilton:

Suckers!

I am outa here! Who says I'm not a good actress? I managed to convince them I was going to DIE if they didn't let me out, AND I managed to get credit for 5 days even though I was really only here 3.

So, Sarah Silverberg, (or whatever your name is, who cares--you're NOBODY)--who's laughing now, huh?

I'm totally going to throw a party as soon as I get home. And who cares if I have to wear an ankle bracelet? I LOVE jewelry. Maybe I can get one from Cartier. That would be HOTT.

3 comments:

stefanie said...

Ugh.

That is all.

thethinker said...

They're throwing her back in, though.

I watched her crying in the back of the police car as they took her back today. I can't say I feel sorry for her.

georgeious said...

i know the only reason you would ever want fame is to go to jail and get your mug shot on the smoking gun, so i'll let you off on this one.