Monday, May 21, 2007

Oh, Screech...why couldn't you be more like Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?

Is anyone (besides me) watching the latest incarnation of Celebrity Fit Club? It's notable primarily for disclosing to the world that Dustin Diamond is a THOROUGHLY reprehensible person. An absolute waste of space. Blecchhh! I'm so glad I never bought one of his silly "save my house" t-shirts. Last night, in a cliffhanger ending, he picked a fight with Harvey Walden IV, and I wish I thought the producers would let old Harvey beat the everlovin' crap out of him.

On the other hand, Maureen "Mo" McCormick seems like she'd be great fun to do vodka shots with! We could do vodka shots, then she could give me a makeover, and help me write an essay to win a date with an astronaut, and I could become a totally bitchy ingrate (briefly), and we could drool over Davy Jones and Desi Arnaz, Jr., and build a house of cards, and fight over the attic room with Greg, and torment Jan endlessly (fun!) and have a great time! That would rock.

7 comments:

Noelle said...

What a disappointment that guy turned out to be. Not that I was really expecting anything of him...

-R- said...

H watched the end of the show last night specifically so he could watch the military guy yell at Dustin Diamond. So of course I watched too. It seems to me that DD (1) is not very smart and (2) is acting like a jerk to get more screen time. I wish everyone would have just ignored him because (over)reacting to his stupidity will only encourage him to keep acting like a jerk. Seriously, he was so dumb! And that military guy could kick DD's butt in less than one second. I would love to see that!

stefanie said...

Can I come to your vodka & makeovers party with Marcia, too? It sounds like loads of fun. :-)

lizgwiz said...

noelle, I wasn't expecting anything either, particularly...but I also wasn't expecting anyone to be quite such an ass!

-r-, I think Harvey Walden IV could kick ANYbody's ass in less than one second. He scares me a little. ;)

stef, you're on!

kris said...

Wait, SCREETCH? Have we run out of C List celebrities to put on these shows? Holy crow . . .

lizgwiz said...

kris, yes...Screech. Who came on a show about losing weight and then announced that he wouldn't be making ANY diet or lifestyle changes, and that he really didn't think he needed to weigh under 200 pounds. He's a charmer, that one.

Anonymous said...

DD is actually has a black belt in martial arts, so he would stand a good chance against an old military man. he was told by producers to continue his attitude, because it makes for good television.