Thursday, February 22, 2007

Somebody make it stop

Please, let's get Anna Nicole in the ground somewhere. Anywhere. And then let's shut up about it.

I had a dream last night that I was working in the mortuary where her body was being held, and we were trying to arrange her decaying self for the viewing, and it was just creepy and horrible. I blame this in part on the fairly large amount of cold medicine I've downed in the last two days, but I'm sure it's probably also because the news coverage has seeped into my subconscious to the point that I'M ARRANGING ANNA NICOLE'S DEAD BODY IN MY SLEEP!

Be afraid for me. Be afraid for us all.


Anonymous said...

Was James Brown's body there with hers? If it wasn't maybe you can take some more medicine tonight and finish the job on the Godfather of Soul.


stefanie said...

You are dreaming about Anna Nicole's cold, dead body?? Man, that is way weirder than ANY dream I have babbled about on my blog, I think.

Poor girl. Get some sleep, OK? Preferably sound and dreamless sleep. And feel better!

don't call me MA'AM said...

I would imagine you're not the only one. I usually dream about whatever is on the TV when I'm sleeping. Fun times when hubby leaves the TV on the History Channel.

Maybe you could pop in some earbuds and fall asleep to some nice, peaceful music??

georgeious said...

if you ask me, you haven't taken ENOUGH drugs yet. once you're far enough into the haze you can't even hear the outside world anymore.

or maybe you should put on some jon stewart before you pass out. we all know you lurrrrve him already, so it might be less traumatic.

but yes, won't they please please please let that woman go? the poor thing never had a chance in life, so please just let her die.

lizgwiz said...

edge, sadly, James Brown didn't figure in the dream. It might have been more fun if he had!

stef, really weird, isn't it? The celebrities in my dreams are usually ALIVE, at least.

dcmm, falling asleep in front of the tube does make for some interesting dreams, all right. I used to leave a radio on at night, but that made dreamland pretty lively, too. I would dream surreal music videos, basically.

george, I often fall asleep with Comedy Central on--unfortunately, Jon's not on all the time, so I end up with Carlos Mencia or something in my head instead.

3carnations said...

Yikes. Did Poppy have an award for "Only Blogger to Dream About a Celebrity Corpse"? If so, I think you would be the winner, hands down...

Dream happy dreams...or at least not ones with dead people. ;)

Anonymous said...

Did Anna Nicole's boob deflate when she died?


lizgwiz said...

3car, I had more bad dreams last night, but at least nobody was dead. Hopefully this cold will go away soon and leave me to my "normal" freaky dreams!

jef, I was so freaked out by her rotting face, I didn't even notice!

metalia said...

That is an AWFUL dream. And yes, it probably was the cold medicine. When I was sick a few weeks ago, and on a multitude of decongestants, I had a dream I worked in a turkey slaughterhouse. Why? I have no idea.