Okay, having landed on the bandwagon, I will commence to offering you Two Truths and a Lie (following in the footsteps of -R-, LSass, etc.), with a prize to be awarded to the winner, chosen randomly from everyone who guesses correctly which of the following three statements is NOT true. Got it? Good.
- While watching a national parachuting contest as a child, I was landed on by an errant parachuter, and knocked to the ground.
- I once mimed an entire performance of a musical after losing my voice.
- In the fourth grade, I won the school talent show performing a tap-dancing number.
(Prize to be awarded on Monday.)